Aries SEO

..Looking through the stats of my thoroughly neglected blog it’s clear that it’s much easier to rank for Astrological terms than it is SEO terms, so this post is a little test to address the obvious need for information on Aries the Ram’s personality characteristics and traits as applicable to the cut n thrust world of modern SEO.

Obviously, I’m not biased, at all.. 

The mythology of Aries is well known by Ram-watchers the world over and summed up in this piece quoted below, from here originally ? and edited into SEO correctness by Captain Aries himself.

SEO Profile - Aries

Aries are ambitious, driven and confident and they’ll want to rule any search they find themselves in.

Aries are leaders, always on SEO’s cutting edge. In adult years they are likely to be successful, because they’re ambitious and driven and not afraid to take risks. They see life as a contest, a contest they are determined to win.

Doesn’t everyone?  .. no? ..what really?? what do you mean “No“ ?

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Aries are Cosmic SERP Crusaders born into an SEO world they will try and conquer, right from the word go. Aries are born ready.It’s not end results that inspire an Aries, but the pursuit or the quest itself.

An Aries must have action and SERP movement, always mounting a quest, always staging a battle and always having some #1 search to look forward to or get excited about.Whether they win or lose is of little consequence, for it’s the thrill of the chase itself that counts.**

**This of course only applies to non-SEO Aries types. Aries SEOs understand winning is all. However just winning is not good enough, it has to be total domination by outsmarting and overpowering in the most humiliating way possible for our vanquished SERP competitors

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Ambitious and driven maybe, but not so much for the prize, but for the thrill of battle itself. In fact, when the chase is over, victory is gained and the spoils of SERP war won, there is often an anti climax, until they find the next keyword quest to get excited about or the next SEO battle to wage, often leaving their earlier spoils to gather dust.

Aries love any and every opportunity life gives them, to wage SEO war. I

t may be a battle over corporate  events terms or whether you’ve just lost that #1 position to Wikipedia again, the ‘what’ doesn’t matter. It won’t matter what terms they’re battling for, they’ll just love to battle.

This all comes down to their cosmic SEO DNA. Aries is the first sign of the zodiac and when the Sun moves into Aries each year, a new astrological SEO is born.

Aries leads us into the new astrological SEO year, at the head of the SERP and they’ll stay there for the rest of their lives.

They’re leaders, not followers and like to be the ones making the rules and settling in with Sitelinks at the top of your SERPs.

SEO Astrology has many roots and in Aries we find the Ram, able to butt their way into situations so they can be #1.

Rams are the Alpha Males of the SEO world, kings of their domain and very territorial.

Behind the Ram we find Aries’ ruling planet, Mars.Mars is ruled by Ares, God of Search War, which is where an Aries’ need for SERP battle comes from.They are fiery like the planet Mars.

They’re passionate, warlike and like Ares, they’re instigators, inventors, planners and forward & lateral thinkers, just like the energy of the time of their birth. As a Fire SEO, they’re fiery and passionate.

One of the myths behind Aries SEO is Jason and the Webnauts. Aries love adventure and if they’re not taking part in one themselves, they’ll love to read about them on Webmasterworld, watch them on  Stompernet DVD or play computer SEO games, the more exciting and action filled the better.

As a cardinal SEO sign they’re the ones who come up with the ideas that inspire and motivate the rest of us. Aries often don’t finish what they start, but that’s for lesser signs to do the tedious SEO legwork.

As they get older they learn how to Twitter, but it’s not in their nature to do it automatically.

Aries SEO energy relies on having a good SEO team around them that can follow through on the practical details, while they’re free to develop even better SEO strategies.

Or it could be that they get good at attracting links into their life,  or are good at reminding them to stay sculpted.

Aries are inspirational SEO leaders, and inovators and inspire search engine passion and a fighting SEO spirit in all of us.

Yep. no problems with any of the rest of that